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The Letter
Everything is relative in a world of duality (contrast).
Date: 4/7/2006 1:02:59 PM ( 17 y ) ... viewed 1507 times a father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up.
then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. it was addressed, "dad"
with th e worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
dear dad,
it is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this. i had to
elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
you.
i've been finding real passion with barbara and she is so nice even
with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
but it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and barbara assures
me that we will be very happy. even though you don't care for her since
she is so much older than i am,
she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
enough for the whole winter. she wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too. barbara taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we need. in the meantime,
we pray that science will find a cure for aids so that barbara can get
better; she sure deserves it!!
don't worry, dad, i'm 15 years old now and i know how to take care of
myself. someday i'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
your son, john
p.s. dad, none of this is true. i'm over at billy's house. i just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
which is in my desk center drawer.
i love you!
p.s.s. call when it's safe for me to come home
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