Here I am again. For anyone who read my posts before I am dealing with this disgusting human being called Dr. Woo from the University of Penn. So I had a negative stool test from my general practice doc, despite passing all kinds of white stringy whatnot into the vials. He sent me to the "experts". Dr. Woo Tang basically laughs in my face and tells me I cannot have parasites. He tells me that when I find one of these "things" (insert condescending tone here) in the toilet to bring it into him and he will send it off to the lab to determine what it is.
So today I do that. I get it in a clean glass container and take it in.
On my hour drive home the secretary calls me and tells me I must be mistaken, that I was supposed to do the three vial test (again!) and take it to the lab, that they cannot take it there. And will not allow me to speak to the doctor.
What is with these docs? Is it all a government conspiracy? Any similar experiences, or thoughts?
And lastly, if I send a Christmas card to Dr. Woo with a fresh worm pressed inside it, could I get into any criminal trouble ya think?