Please fill out the following quiz:
-Are you related to James Holmes? (You have the same fluoroquinolated smile)
Prozac time is:
a) fun time
b) helps the other meds go down smoothe time
c) helps kill the remaining worms time
d) none of the above/ you are still a liar
-Are you the same author of the quadruple-spaced candida diet book that can be condensed into a single haiku of 'information'?
-Are you willing to publish a colonoscopy video to prove to us that you are cured?
-Do you really think we are so dumb as to believe you?
-When you do (rarely) actually echo things, have you ever done it at the grand canyon? with your boyfriend? on prozac?
-Why did you capitalize ROOT CAUSE?
a)you can't remember due to the prozac
b)you didn't realize you capitalized it due to prozac
c)worms made you do it
d) none of the above/ you are still a liar
-The root cause of sympathetic dominance is:
a) crying during movies
b) being a commie sympathizer
c) being an enemy combatant sympathizer
d) prozac
e) overuse of capital letters
f) overuse of words like echo
g) amazon ebooks
h) amazon
i) jeff bezos
j) multiple choice questionaires
k) claiming to be cured but not being cured
l) thinking that eating salt and saturated fat is a genius strategy that no one has ever thought of before
m) prozac
n) parasympathetic passivity
o) I am cured because all the cures that I said did not work actually cumulatively did work and the prozac makes me think all fuzzily
-Are you a homosexual?