"read the babble and perform ritualistic cannibalism (this is my body, this is my blood), nobody has a problem with that."
That's symbolic. Please don't go around corrupting the unsaved saying that Christians practice cannibalism. That's not true, fair, or right. It's a symbolic gesture to remember Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
Before you say, "Catholics perform the Eucharist, and that's what they think they are doing, really eating the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ." I would respond by saying, "Catholics are not pure Christians. IOW, they are a more of cult than a real religion. They are not supposed to actually believe that's JC flesh. It's supposed to be symbolic; Jesus stated that Himself when He said "Do this in remembrance of me."