LOL! This reminds me of what I used to tell my husband when I worked in a factory. I got my 40 hours in over a 4 day week and got Fridays off. That was the day I cleaned the house and (usually) mowed the lawn. He'd come home and find me watching television (with dinner in the oven) and ask, "WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?"
I'd say, "What, do you think that little fairies come in in the middle of the night and do the laundry, vacuum the floors, mow the lawn, clean out the toilet, get your dinner in the oven, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, bla bla bla?"
I was always told it was still MY job to do these things because HE put in a 45 hour week to my 40.