Yeah, just after posting this thread I realised what an idiot I was being for even trying to make it sound nice. I mailed him back that it would be best if he went looking for a slut who would undoubtedly have no problem with his first date policy.
I then blocked him from everything he knows to reach me with.
Still though, if I'd read your entry before that I might've insterted wheelicreep. It's still hilarious as hell. Still thanks though. It's become a permanent addition to my vocabulary.