Well then maybe you should take care of yourself a little better.
Sometimes such a horrendous physicaly appearance, as so previously described, is a pretty good indicator of character.
I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't address such problems, as they show a deeper character flaw. :)
But once you got all that under control, I'm sure you'd be a blast ;)
And while you're working on that, maybe you can have an online fling that you'll meet once you're all shiney and pretty.
Your character may be built on less than desirable physical appearance, but everyone wants to see the underdog finish on top :)
Triump is the ending we all wish for.