I read about your first experience...that was too funny. Glad you figured out a better plan.
I attempted to do a coffee enema the other day after my flush. Threw the coffee grounds into the boiling water which promptly bubbled up and ran all over the stove before I could pull it off or get the burner turned down. Grounds everywhere.. Had to take the whole darn stove apart to clean it up. Since I was on a very tight schedule that day...I decided that meant I wasn't supposed to do one then.
Never thought about putting it through a coffee maker...for some reason I thought it had to boil 5 min. hmmmmm