For your punishment you must read thirteen posts in the Politics Debate forum and pretend that they really matter. Or find someone in the Breatharian forum who really thinks that could possibly work and is still around more than a couple of months after becoming a breatharian . . .
Actually, I don't think the alert buttons work any more in many of the forums. Or maybe it's the moderator ratings buttons . . . (they surely do work in my private forum though. I can't post nary a thing without Luella wanting to give it a rating. Ah well, far better than no ratings at all . . .)