there must be a sweetness in your blood that attracts these outside monsters into your cavities, when does it end!
when I was 16 I rented a flatlet in the Royal Borough of Kensington, just across from Kensington Palace [Princess Margaret's home at the time] - and this apartment was full of cockroaches that came out at night, clicking away, they make these clicking sounds. I was out of my head for fear and soon left with suitcases catching me up!
Also I remember in one of my hotel jobs, entering a stillroom one late night at one of Knightbridge's plush hotels where on switching the light on, the floor was covered in a black moving mass, something like out of a Egyptian horror movie!
grasshoppers, I never thought they eat eardrums, cannibals!
if I had known this planet was to be shared outside and inside with these horrific parasites, I would not have chosen to be born!!!