I put vvvvasoline on my face and in my eyebrows. I read that it suffocates them.
I do this after coating my face with essential oils, to seal them in. Be careful about how strong of an essential oil mixture, especially if it contains oregano. Test it on one tiny spot to make sure it doesn't burn. Dilute with grape seed or olive oil if it is too strong.
I also chew up rosemary, thyme and sage, make a little polstice, and put it along my eyelashes to let it marinade my eye lids.
keeping these things from torturing is nearly a full time job
if they are going to make me miserable, i intend to make them just as miserable... speaking of which, butt itch, time to insert garlic and/or some essential oils