There is no such thing as worms in the UK. You can ask any doctor, they will tell you.
When I sent my 2nd stool test off, I didn't even bother going to the bathroom...
I just went outside, found a poop from my neighbors sickly mutt that just wriggling with everything, then quickly shoved it in the jar (before it walked off by itself).
Just remembering that jar of nasties makes me heave even now. It had everything in it, fighting it out with slugs and all FFS.
Couldn't help but be excited waiting for the results.
In my heart I knew, but I still clung to the hope this was all in my mind. The results were negative for helminths cysts and ova. The only positive result is that I know not to bother sending in samples or believing the results.