Haha that's hilarious SB! You might be able to make a good living yet! Maybe you, Feo, and the rest of the NBers can offer yourselves as an alternative energy source with all your copper. Surely you all can conduct enough electricity to put the light company out of business!
I understand how it can be easy to get upset when you feel like someone is picking on you, Feo, but I can completely vouche for Wired when I say that he really is that obnoxious :) Don't take it personally, he winds me up on a daily basis...you're not special! But in truth I love him for that because I really do end up laughing at myself, and at him. Next time he picks on you just assume that it's his maniacal blown out benzo brain doing the talking :)
Seriously, if we all can't joke and poke fun at all this craziness then we might as well go coffin shopping.