Strange as your post is , I have an even stranger explanation - remedy for you. One of the functions of the colon , before solid wastes are eliminated is recycling water , REGULATING your hydration levels. Why does nature wait so long for such an important function until the very end? Would you like it if the other end smelled so bad? If you started drinking kangen Alkaline Water , functioning would return to normal. I have used it for years and years. Many unlimited benefits to offer.
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