I'm starting to wonder if you're my long lost Christian Twin or something :)
We seem to share a lot of similar, basic ideas, and I'm pretty sure neither of us is just pulling those ideas out of some alternative school of thought or whatever.... UNLESS... are you that guy at the Evo-Creationist Anonymous meetings that's always sitting behind me mumbling weird 80's cartoon theme songs to himself???
"Pap! pap! The Transformers... Robots in disguise..."