This one from last night cracked me up, even during the dream I was lucid enough to think WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??
I took a tampon out- I never use these anymore, so in my dream I was thinking 'Wow! How long has THAT been there?' and as I pulled it out long strings of cotton came out. It just kept coming and coming, and then (permission to laugh!) came a long gold chain.
At first I thought it was a small necklace and, while thinking- how odd!- I kept pulling- noting that it hurt a bit- and finally got a HUGE gold necklace- like the kind in ancient times that covers the whole torso!- encrusted with colorful jewels, like rubies and sapphires.
That's all I remember, except just feeling totally suprised!