I get the feeling that you are not being genuine, with such a long and difficult to read post.
If I am wrong I apologize, and offer the advice to shorten your posts as much as possible and use some sort of sentence structure. One or two clearly written paragraphs should cover any situation and get you some responses. No one is going to read that long and difficult post, and even if they do... it's quite a burden to place on someone whom you are asking for help. Help them help you.