Since so many feel a need to go with tattoos, pierced nipples and tongues, I'm hoping I can get financing for a more diverse 'cultural beauty' parlor.
I'll make available: teeth filed to points (Fiji), four lower inscisors knocked out ((Nilotid), foot binding (Chinese), platter lip implants (Ubangi), neck stretching via neck hoops (Patonga -- a great way to get taller), ear lobe elongation (Mittu -- great for carrying extra packets of crack) and the specialty -- female circumcision (Monbuttu) -- clitoris and vulva as a package deal.
All the moms who approved of having their son's wiener whacked ought to stop being hypocrites and themselves learn to enjoy the benefits of mutilated parts. I;m also considering the urethra splitting technique which many savages think was a good method of birth control -- misdirected ejaculation.
Now, if any of you p.c. kiddies object to these new beautifications, then that makes you guilty of discrimination. So let's go the full route and transform our entire bodies into hamburg and demonstrate "brotherly love".