The Aisle Seat
Two Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, ’I need to get up
and get a coke.’ ’Don’t get up,’ said the Marine, ’I’m in the aisle
seat, ’I’ll get it for you.’
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine’s shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
s ...
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