Many years ago a couple got married. Soon after the wedding, the woman went to visit her monther. When she returned she was carrying a box. He husband asked her what was in the box. She replied that it was from her mother, for her, and he was NEVER suppose to look in side it. She put it in the closet and her husband forgot it.
Many many years later the woman had become old and feeble, so her husband had to place her in a nursing home. One day the old man was cleaning house when he found the box in the closet. He open the box and found 2 doilies and $30,416. He was furious thinki ...
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