Finally we have a real match here on the debate forums. It is between Corinthian and Parazapper. Where was our ring announcer? Where are the commentators? Lets see if I can help.
The following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing the first contestant.
Armed with knowledge from a Jusuit education He's meeeaaan he's baaaad he's Corrinthiaaaan.
..and his opponent... Armed with with degrees in biology and biomedical engineering and a background of alternative medicine and chemistry, he can zap parasites from a mile away, this is Parazappeeeeeeer.
May the truth prevail!!!