The argument isn't absurd, because no scientific article has ever proved the evolution theory is true, you have to admit it if you're a reasonable person like you imply. My argument is no worse than evolutionists beating the same old drum too. Saying the same thing over and over is useless for both sides, I agree. I think it's time everyone admits neither side can really prove their point beyond a shadow of a doubt using physical proof. That's the reasonable conclusion for everyone in here. They both require faith in something that can't be proven scientifically.
By the way, gravity can be proven if one jumps out a window. So it's not theory.